It occurs to me that this cluster of classes could use a REPL for assembly language.

Care for a bowl of Yoi ramen? This is a birthday gift for the lovely Shinerai.

What did the scroll bars ever do to hurt all these designers

Gardening tip:

Leave out bowls or plates of water near your gardens at night. A lot of the animals that come by and take a single bite out of a vegetable before moving on are doing so for the water in the plant, not the tasty fruiting body. Leaving water out has ended all incursions by rabbits and I didn't have to use any form of repellent.

I just remembered this sound file where i butcher schratze's name in my local finnish dialect.

Which gave me a cursed idea: for every boost I'll butcher *your* fedi user name too.

If you can't actually reprogram it, modify it or fix it, it's not home automation. It's the divine right of things.

Someone’s gone through and annotated “The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer”—

I honestly thought Ed Nather had made the whole thing up, but apparently Mel, the company they both worked for, the computer made out of drums and vacuum tubes, and the blackjack-playing demo program were all real.

i need some kind of guide to ios apps for people who don't actually like ios. using this device when i am used to android and actively dislike apple is fucking bizarre. all i want is what feels like basic functionality...

Cary Grant's birth name is:

No cheating. This is a 1 day poll. Check back for the correct answer. Boost for more replies, please.

Wife is job searching for a change to infosec. I obviously can't directly aid.

If anyone in my circles has an entry level SOC/engineer position she should apply for, please DM me.

Tavis Ormandy’s post of porting Lotus 1-2-3 is an amazing approach to turning portability on its head ♥️

Now available! :mastodon:

My in-depth comparative review of eight Mastodon apps for iPhone

Please boost (or share on Twitter) 🙏

“Reconciling high-performance computing with the use of third-party libraries?”

Slides of a talk by colleagues of mine on their journey towards #ReproducibleResearch workflows in #HPC, where they eventually settled with #Guix and #Org.

When you were here before
I didn't satisfy
You ordered an omelet
Your hunger was high
Your ticket was misplaced
And you got the wrong food
You ordered the special
I wish I was special

But I'm a crêpe
I'm a pancake
What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here

applying to the Uniqueness Control Board for a new batch of UUIDs

Today I learned that the in-game "manual" that Ralsei gives you in Deltarune 1 and that is a running joke because Kris doesn't ever read it actually exists in its entirety as images embedded in the game files, but there's no way in the game to actually access them

Entire thing on Imgur:

whenever i see anyone who's willingly agreed to some kind of commitment or obligation, im like, wow, what a mistake. now they have to do that thing. didnt they know they didnt have to do that. they couldve just not done it. but now they gotta do it

🦋 attention fedi: tomorrow is a total Lunar eclipse! it will be greatly visible in North and South America and visible in parts of Europe
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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.