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OKULTRA is a secret plan to make everyone average

Nothing good happens after 2AM. Or 2PM. Or before.

I grant you the power to eat fancy nut mix without being fancy

Everyone teased Joey, but remember that he was the only one who successfully hacked the Gibson by himself.

Life In a Northern Town by The Dream Academy is one of those unforgettable tunes I'll never remember

this is a petition to add my bust to the penny's obverse and to also ban its use

Vanquish has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and I just think it's so brave of them to keep advertising it. Nobody appreciates the temerity.

If I had an undiagnosed disease, I would simply diagnose it.

My Uber is fucking blasting Foghat. This rules.

oh what, this ol' thing?
*sits down casually on a CRAY X-MP*

Jacking into cyberspace to jam with the console cowboys.

I've been told this movie was either called 'The Revenant' or 'Hormpses 2: The Hormpsening' and it's a shame there's no way to check.

#StudyBuddies #MastoArt #CreativeToots

as a child, I vastly overestimated how much money I'd be spending on smoke bombs and X-Men cards as an adult

hide the dough
stash the cheese
keister the cabbage

instead of saying "right up my alley", I'm switching to "straight in my backdoor"

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.