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I like to think this person still doesn't know about hypotenuses 13 years later and also doesn't wear seatbelts because nobody has offered a good enough explanation of either

everyone: my computer is fast and can conduct general computing tasks at an amazing rate
me: then surely you can you scroll through this whole PDF

TIL speech-to-text API from Google charges $0.006 / 15 seconds BUT if you let them keep a copy of the audio for training purposes, it drops to $0.004.
That's a 33% discount to give away your customer's voices.

don't act surprised when you can't get more than a couple people to agree with you on a "straightforward" subject

I'm the human equivalent of an image with a play button in the middle that takes you to a different page to play the video when clicked

aftermath =

just browsing webmd for ideas on getting out of work tomorrow

another successful day of guarding the Boomerang temple. well, time to relax and expose my single gigantic glowing eye,

@zpojqwfejwfhiunz and this is what they charge the end user

Apple music: $9.99
Spotify: $9.99
Pandora: $4.99
Amazon music: $7.99
Tidal: $9.99
Deezer: $9.99

Which I think is a bit much for a subscription service, and in general I tend to avoid anything subscription

don't sleep on the built-in synth plugins! with enough knob-twiddling they can slap

astral projected into a dog butt somewhere outside Dušanbe and had to tune out after a couple hours

hard to believe people born in 2001 are 25 years old smh

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.