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I have no idea who any of you are but, if you're reading this, please keep doing what makes you happy and know that it brings me joy too

If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin' all your grindage, just chill,
don't tax my gig so hard-core cruster!

Most people in this corner of Fedi seem be getting Dank Wholesome

Someone come over here and squeeze my head until this headache goes away. Thanks.

So my kid now transitions seamlessly from singing "the ants go marching" to "get lucky" and I don't know if this is a problem or not

I am the loaded totchos you can't finish because you're full of miller lite
I am the ad for the hotel restaurant that plays automatically when you turn the tv on
I am the bumper sticker on the jeep that almost side-swiped you in the parking lot

new job title!
you are now reading low-effort shitposts by a data science team lead

I live in a very nice part of town... but it's still a big city with gunshot sounds, helicopters, and sirens at 3am :blob_fucking_weird_cat:

The existence of a minotaur suggests that there is an even larger maxotaur.

internet is out, best just have a tripel and wait for the whole thing to blow over

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.