zpojqwfejwfhiunz @zpojqwfejwfhiunz@hackers.town
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ham-fisted sophistry
Joined Nov 2018
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technical debtors' prison
I have no idea who any of you are but, if you're reading this, please keep doing what makes you happy and know that it brings me joy too
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If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin' all your grindage, just chill,
don't tax my gig so hard-core cruster!
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Most people in this corner of Fedi seem be getting Dank Wholesome memecompass.com
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Someone come over here and squeeze my head until this headache goes away. Thanks.
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So my kid now transitions seamlessly from singing "the ants go marching" to "get lucky" and I don't know if this is a problem or not
I am the loaded totchos you can't finish because you're full of miller lite
I am the ad for the hotel restaurant that plays automatically when you turn the tv on
I am the bumper sticker on the jeep that almost side-swiped you in the parking lot
new job title!
you are now reading low-effort shitposts by a data science team lead
I live in a very nice part of town... but it's still a big city with gunshot sounds, helicopters, and sirens at 3am 
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The existence of a minotaur suggests that there is an even larger maxotaur.
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internet is out, best just have a tripel and wait for the whole thing to blow over
- Bobby
- Quine
- Automatic
- Jack
- Molly
- Millions
- Dixie
- Flatline
ham-fisted sophistry
Joined Nov 2018
