zpojqwfejwfhiunz @zpojqwfejwfhiunz@hackers.town

technical debtors' prison

jailbreak yoself, fool!

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/08/19/ios-12-4-vulnerability-leads-to-jailbreak/

clean as heck new PCB just came in, first USB-C keyboard in my fleet!

I normally don't mess with 60%s buuuuut
Swaglord Yolomancer's Lustro makes me feel some type of way

-bash: witch: command not found

time to crack it open again; a USB-C-to-A adapter fried the underglow LEDs because they aren't after the overcurrent protection... the new PCB arrives soon, this time a more "robust" KBD67

echo 0.0.0.0 medium.com >> /etc/hosts

comedy abounds when the new prep guy is only at ESL level A1

if you don't use side snips to trim your nails, are you even an electrical engineer?

DorkDash
delivers social awkwardness to your home for a small fee

me, trying to keep an eye on my mechanical keyboard spending

elon musk making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich by himself in a windowless kitchen at 2am

he puts doritos in the sandwich and eats it standing up over the sink, staring off into space

In a universe that's infinite
(Like many theorize our is)
There are parallel worlds
Where every possibility lives
So a planet's somewhere out there
Their history the same as ours is written
The only difference is everyone's a kitten

Kitty history, just like ours;
Kitty dinosaurs, to kitties driving cars
Kitty history somewhere in quantum space
Mathematically this had to take place
Kitty world wars and kitty mass graves
Kitty colonialism and kitty slaves

It's kitty history somewhere out in the stars!

— Tervor Moore

Now, folks, I don't wanna alarm ya, but scientists say forty percent of America's pictures... are hanging crooked!
Well who's gonna straighten out all these artistic abominations? Your friends? A neighbor? Those fat cats in Washington?