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OKULTRA is a secret plan to make everyone average
Nothing good happens after 2AM. Or 2PM. Or before.
Alexa, am I having a good time?
I grant you the power to eat fancy nut mix without being fancy
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Everyone teased Joey, but remember that he was the only one who successfully hacked the Gibson by himself.
Life In a Northern Town by The Dream Academy is one of those unforgettable tunes I'll never remember
this is a petition to add my bust to the penny's obverse and to also ban its use
Vanquish has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and I just think it's so brave of them to keep advertising it. Nobody appreciates the temerity.
If I had an undiagnosed disease, I would simply diagnose it.
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My Uber is fucking blasting Foghat. This rules.
oh what, this ol' thing?
*sits down casually on a CRAY X-MP*
he ain't heavy, he's my neutron star
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I've been told this movie was either called 'The Revenant' or 'Hormpses 2: The Hormpsening' and it's a shame there's no way to check.
as a child, I vastly overestimated how much money I'd be spending on smoke bombs and X-Men cards as an adult
hide the dough
stash the cheese
keister the cabbage
instead of saying "right up my alley", I'm switching to "straight in my backdoor"
ham-fisted sophistry
Joined Nov 2018
