vancherry @vanillacherry@hackers.town

STOP DOING PICTURES OF TEXT

"Just download 800kB of pixels for a joke that you read"
"It's okay, there's alt text"
"We have a CDN"
- statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

"Content-Type: image/jpeg"
They have played us for absolute fools.

https://wearyourvoicemag.com/to-say-that-disability-will-disappear-when-capitalism-does-is-eugenics-not-liberation-theory/

"I’m sorry to be rude or flippant, but the next time someone tells me that my demonstrably different brain chemistry can be solved by a quick shift in socioeconomic policy, I’m going to unhinge my jaw like a fucking rancor and swallow them whole. There is no utopian vision of a communist society where developmental and learning disabilities cease to exist. Any suggestion that a post-capitalist revolution will eradicate the otherness is bordering on genocidal fan fiction"

Write your website like your user has a 300KB/s connection because millions of us do

fixed

After losing my job to covid last March I've had a hell of a time trying to find tech work. I gave up for a bit and did some bike wrenching but it's not making ends meet so I'm back on the job lookin train.

I have 18 years experience, mostly in systems administration, mostly in windows, but my experience is really all over the place. I've worked for government, university, fortune 100, small firms, consulting, data analysis, information security, kind of a Jane of All Trades. I have an associates degree and a bachelor's degree, and nine certifications that are still mostly relevant, one of which is the MCITP.

What I'm most proud of is my ability to figure stuff out. I'm real clever. I'm also able to communicate with non technical staff as well as super nerds.

So what's up, fediverse. You got any jobs?

A big warm hackers.town welcome to @sudoneuron !!

Ps: hide your payphones.

shouting out
other crews
on the scene
in your releases

hip hoppers 🤝 warez crackers
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Did this a week or so ago but I'm still short about $400 for next month and I'm an unemployed trans girl with basically 0 income. If you can help out at all it'd be really appreciated, I'm trying to get together whatever I can rn ahah

https://www.paypal.me/kaffe0
https://ko-fi.com/kaffe0849

#BOFH excuse #403:

Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due to loud music from bar-room speakers.

Giga Bites: The Hacker Cookbook is now available to read or download on The Internet Archive!
Is it a real and honest quirky cookbook or just a gross 90s joke stretched out to 100 pages? You decide!
https://archive.org/details/giga-bites-cookbook/page/n0/mode/2up

Aisle 66768, Shelf 8, Object DD:F1:4E:CB:0D:AE

A polished bronze mirror. Your reflection seems ordinary, but glaring over your right (or is that left?) shoulder is Remedios Varo. You quickly shut your eyes, as the training video said to do, but you can still hear her whispering.