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quick heads-up:

* I block fash

* I block people arguing the fash deserve rights

* yes even basic rights, AFAIC they should be very happy humanity allows them to live at only the cost of keeping their race-war-baiting piece of shit "opinions" to themselves

* no I don't care if this rustles your little bro (or bro-ette) marbles downstairs, just block me

* I block shitheads

* I block hypocrites

old age is declaring "water IS good!" while medicated into bliss. that's as basic as

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Shout out to one of my all time favorite internet things: this collection of images of novelty baby clothing on zazzle but with the default model switched to an adult.

INSTRUCTIONS: do not print dildos unless it's safe, then print all the dildos you want

scientists: okay, we have to try to get rid of our biases, even though that's going to make this lots harder

computer scientists: hold my beer

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Yes, yes, I'm alive and trending towards well - thank you for all the smoke signals you've sent my way. You're all fantastic.

I'm still very much underwater with $daygiggery but will do my very best to carve out a few hours for fediversal frivolity this coming weekend.

:blobpats: all around

if your science isn't actually trying to eliminate biases (your own and others), then

in what sense

is it even science

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The year is 2025.

Population has increased enormously in each of the alpha, delta, and gamma quadrants of the fediverse. Total combined population: 500 million active accounts.

In any given day, only a tera full of toots make their way across the quadrant boundaries due to the vast ideological gulfs between them.

Few in the 'verse travel these empty expanses to carry those rare cross-quadrant toots.

This is their story.

when do we get the gritty centrists who are like "nuke earth from orbit to ensure our benighted species is snuffed out" cause that's gonna be a real hoot

fiction only has mary sues
because the real world's
presided by marty stus

ubisoft are fools. they procedurally generate enough people, the higher the odds of a plausible likeness rights lawsuit

the final boss of earth is the voltron formed by all insurance companies combined

my other name in college was "TrollopianNoob", yes, why

spammers are a superset of fash spammers and therefore are more powerful than fash spammers. if we pit spammers against the fash spammers we both win. we just have to negotiate with the other spammers, so we have to fund that. please send your credit card and a brick of solid gold to the following address:

Slippery Footshot
1234 Get St
Yourwo MA

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at this point the benefit of the doubt has been lost and i assume anyone crying about free speech in response to bans being placed on the most disgusting opinions in the history of the planet is just a plain old white supremacist or at least a useful idiot for them

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.