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the thousand richest people on earth hold claim to it

so if you're not in that thousand, yanno, just keep it in mind. I sure as fuck ain't

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brutal honesty: I block 'phobes and if they pull their head out of their ass later I don't go looking to forgive

I don't give a shit if you think it's perfomative or "not understanding" your culture's systemic queerphobia. you got your bozo bit flipped. fix your shit.

if the day ever came that multiple people you personally wronged say you've changed, then I'll give a shit.

but 'phobes drop neat little "oh I'm so sorry" blankets that are meant to placate queers all the time

like someone I had to block said about white ppl: they'll all SAY they're not queerphobes.

their actions tell you the truth.

ex-'phobes who demonstrate no outreach, no connection, no understanding beyond a cheap little apology that their mountain of an ego said would get them out of trouble? don't need that shit. lowest common denominator.

(and yes trans is in queer. solidarity over your ego any day.)

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locked my account b/c a shitstain harasser admin with money and an agenda is circumventing blocks on the fed.

not gonna claim otherwise; let's at least not lie about why, kids

they're just 4chan in suits

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quick heads-up:

* I block fash

* I block people arguing the fash deserve rights

* yes even basic rights, AFAIC they should be very happy humanity allows them to live at only the cost of keeping their race-war-baiting piece of shit "opinions" to themselves

* no I don't care if this rustles your little bro (or bro-ette) marbles downstairs, just block me

* I block shitheads

* I block hypocrites

If you can't fix it, you don't own it.

- Is better than recycling
- Saves you money
- Teaches engineering
- Saves the planet

welp, this week's already a disaster. we ain't even six hours in, in this time zone

passing around the bucket hat (begpost) 

rando frozen fruit fuckbag: "CWs are censorship"

me: yeah, like how books having covers prevented literacy

RFFF: that's --

me: it's okay, you forgot how documents work for a while. just admit it and move on

make up your own zodiac. I'm a Forkulon, we're born from Novembwhere 22nd to Octcemberine 19th, prime dates only

i had a dream that horoscopes were big graphic-novel-TPB format things you had to buy at the supermarket every month

the section for my sign was four pages of text and photos on how to fight various kinds of shark, and two pages of comics detailing how to escape a structure fire

there was a 13th Zodiac sign named "Yoda" (not ⛎) that regular people weren't supposed to have but they printed the Yoda section after Pisces in every horoscope anyway

sometimes I think the world would have been better off if Grace Hopper had pistolwhipped RMS publicly back in the day, until the wankstain was weepy and snotty and bloody and begging, just so every wankstain who thought being a wankstain was okay could see where it leads

(I don't care what anybody thinks about this. death to brullies*)

* bro + bully, to distinguish from the fleetingly rare "actual not horrible person who still identifies as a 'bro' somehow"

"... these 'feignbrains' are the real problem. White boys trained to accept authority unquestionably, with major diplomas to back up their goon-ass pop sci books. But before they gamed media, yeah..."

went driving again today. good feel, even with my persistent dread tainting it. but got a lot done, for me anyway

if you're hit by a bus they just rewrite your contributions

sorry, I don't tell the megacorps to do this shit or anything. just telling you how it is

recyclable com-post (ha ha get it? blasphemous to someone I'm sure) 

@solder_on @garbados just saying, maybe be nice to your computers now... before... things happen

addition to the "computers are just magic rocks we tricked into thinking" thing; circuit board layouts are really just weird sigils aren't they?

i'll never forget the circuit board engineers that intel replaced with machines decades ago, who i met working at a call center

what the fuck even happened to actually create a Space Force

that's not a military branch. that's a self-writing joke* and a full stop mistake

* space farce

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.