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Spring's here: birds sing, pandemic rages. Time to update the #introduction.


  • not great about CWs, especially for food / beverage / eye contact pics
  • public toots and replies-to-self forward to Twitter unless tagged #nobirb
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I swear these shots are the two seconds right before a truly epic fight scene between us and the quarantine zombie horde.

Anyways we're married now.

Look out zombies.

I opened a web page this morning that looked like your average crappy startup, a dickbar asked for my cookies, then a popup told me I should be using Chrome, uhm, okay, then a yellow firefox bar showed up to tell me I NEED TO ENABLE DRMs FOR THIS WEBSI-*ARGH*

*gasping for air*

Twenty seconds to write a one-liner, and two days to think about it

Listing Hugo Content Extensions With Raku

There is a huge humble-bundle on sale for 28$ containing lots of games and books (comics, IT and non IT books)

Money can be given to organizations working against current Virus

companies, angry 

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Contextually important clarification: she turned herself into a potato for work video chat.

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I tried to look somebody up and autocorrect really failed me but duckduckgo had my back

She turned herself into a potato for video chat and her pure joy reminds me that computers aren't exclusively awful.

USPS "Informed Delivery" signup is textbook example of Doing It Wrong

  • no autocomplete
  • novella-length password tooltip w/y2k-era guidelines
  • enter your email, wander off for coffee without posting form, come back later: "Looks like that name is already in use."

I'm only exaggerating the tiniest bit when I say I've been ready for quarantine my whole life. Now don't tell me I've nothing to do.

#nowplaying #fediplay

The Statler Brothers - "Flowers On the Wall"

@randomgeek žižek: eating from the trash can of ideology

wisti: sipping from the sewage firehose of online

yes indeed that is an excellent visual

gold stars for me

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Reminder to myself and others that is a great way to sip from the sewage firehose we call Online rather than shove our face in it and guzzle like we're trying to win a bet.


Midnight straight pipe street chickens. The buck-buckaw you'll never forget.

Streaming, art, nsfw 

It occurs to me I could repurpose this Behemoth design, from 2011, which I never used in Seder-Masochism, as an Agnus Dei of Revelation.

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.