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Ripley's Believe It Or Show more

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To those of you who may be wondering whether I am still in a quote unquote "mood" I have this to say:


To those of you who may further be wondering whether it is a quote unquote "big mood" I have this additionally to say:

It is about yay big, maybe a li'l smaller than a breadbox.

food, self, heh Show more

the internet depends on people like this

food, mood Show more

food, mood, cursed Show more

My boss: "Where do you see your career in 5 years?" [CW for illustration of implied violence] Show more

I know what birds are
I know what clouds are
I know the colour of blue

Me: Weird flex but ok

🎢 our situation does not change... our situation does not change because we're all the same ( we're all insane ) 🎢

time mind times Show more

okay, new keyboard training is going..... grooood.... πŸ€”

you might think you've heard others! but! they were either actually this one at maybe another speed or in another key! or! they were aaaaaaaaaaactally lust songs or something. πŸ€”

anybody on here popped off about norman doors yet. because every time i see someone be like "that embarrassing feeling when you push a door that says pull" and i just want to scream "THAT WASNT YOUR FAULT YOU BEAUTIFUL CLEVER ANGEL"

@harry lmao mate dont start with that for real. start with Existentialism is a Humanism

fanfiction where captain ahab and the whale have to get a hotel room together and get this: there's only one bed

[....] all that stands between the forces of hors d'oeuvres and chaos...vres πŸ€”

Teach a fish about anime and they gotta get their fuck on

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore. We are based in the U.S. and we abide by all laws of this nation. We take security and your privacy seriously. We do not use ads, nor sell your information. Your data is not mine to own. is protected by Carbon Black Response and CBDefense. We log any and all attempts to compromise the server.