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To those of you who may be wondering whether I am still in a quote unquote "mood" I have this to say:


To those of you who may further be wondering whether it is a quote unquote "big mood" I have this additionally to say:

It is about yay big, maybe a li'l smaller than a breadbox.

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Oh also I never posted my cryptid hatsune miku sighting
taken with a 20 year old camera that didn't focus right and had such a long shutter speed that it's just a blur but I swear I saw her believe me please listen shjes real #miku #blfc2019

i have been sitting here laughing at this shirt that twitter user @zenthetiger got custom printed for like five minutes

anti christ dechristing spray
got jesus in your house?
want him out?
drive out the holy spirit with this simple spray

@MrJimmy You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a hit Broadway musical. You have a right to tickets. If you cannot afford tickets...

i keep reading ⚜️ as "a nose.... but purple" from a distance πŸ€”

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The wolf wails. The wolf screams. The wolf howls with fear because it sees the loss that it will never have.

when some skincare product says "seals in moisture" im like well duh thats their natural habitat

Tendr: The App For Finding Hot Tendies In Your Area

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.