Dear Carrot Sticks,
I love you. You are delicious.

Dear Baby Carrots,
You are disgusting. I hope you die.

This is the company out of Cypress that keeps emailing me to add malicious content to my browser extension.

Feeling stressed? Grief? Check out the resources listed here. (This blog is religious, the services are not)

Friend told me that Polaris, maker of snowmobiles, and the like, are working on a military vehicle. My response:

"Polaris is committed to working with our armed forces to create the best rapid attack water craft for our service members. The Polaris TWSPSDRDT, affectionately called 'twisps' by troops, stands for Totally Wicked Spring Break Sea-Doo®️ Rapid Deployment Transport"™️. It is the next step in tactically awesome beach party evolution."

An unconscious bias walks into a bar.

Bartender says "why are you picturing me as a white man?"

You Want Me To Sell What 

Tour Guide Barbie says everything the protesters need to say to Trump

As I've revealed in my last Patreon post, I've been working on adding end-to-end encryption APIs into Mastodon as an upgrade to the direct message system.

Any and all technical details available at the moment are here:

An implementation guide for app developers is being worked on.


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It is so lame to have all events in 2020 be created by dystopian sci-fi writers.

I am tired of all this Author-itarianism

Politicians, let me help you. Remember this list:

  1. powerful
  2. highly dstributed
  3. difficult to mitigate
  4. volumetric

These are the words that you can put in front of "DDoS attack".

Forget this word:

  1. sophisticated

You're welcome.

Just a reminder: punching a Nazi when you are not defending yourself is a crime. You can be charged with assault or battery, depending on the state. I will also buy you a beer if we meet in person.

free computer parts, memory 

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.