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what's the best name for a weed credit union?

Today I was reading about pirates, as you do.

Of the loot Captain's earn 5-6 shares, officers 2 shares, and crew earned one share.

Piracy is a co-operative.

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Hunting 

Needless to say my twin sister is both more feminine and manlier than me.

I had a dispute with someone at work once. They really forced me to do something I didn't want to have to do.

I burned down their house.

There is a suffix for making things more intense:

Scary -> Scarier

But is there one to dial it back, to reduce the scariness?

"Oh I don't work here. I am just a role player"

sorry @thegibson but if your name is Gibson your nickname is "Hoot". There is no choice in the matter. I do not make the rules.

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@feonixrift
I am the very model of a modern Hacker Colonel
I have information on microsoft, macintosh and a new linux kernal
I know the systems historical
from DOS, to apache, to everything from Oracle.

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please tell me there's a cyber version of the pirates of penzance.

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This to-do list is growing at an uncomfortable rate.

What happened to that user that worked at Walmart and posted stories of their love life. I miss them.

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Ah Dell's 20 pound (9kg) laptop, the XPS M2010. The laptop that thinks it is a briefcase.

cnet.com/videos/dell-xps-m2010

Ah Dell's 20 pound (9kg) laptop, the XPS M2010. The laptop that thinks it is a briefcase.

cnet.com/videos/dell-xps-m2010

How have I never heard of the Nate Turner Rebellion?!

Lousy cosplay!

How are people supposed to know who you are costumed as, if you don't also wear a cheaply made nylon smock with a picture of the character emblazoned on the front of it!

/s

Did YouTube take away the ability to sort a channels videos? That sucks.

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.