Just before I shred this old and deactivated bank card, join me in being entertained by its cursed security code.

Is there a service where outgoing people can volunteer to place phone calls for people who would rather not? Not important calls but "I need to ask this company a question" type things.

Get on that, one of you who makes federated services.

good #HTML is readable even without #CSS.

call that a hot take if you must but I stand by it. a good website works not only without JS but also without CSS. it can be ugly, but it should be readable.

some of us have confidence, but will we ever have the confidence of a cis white dude who reads the top posts on various subreddits verbatim in monetised youtube videos as if the mere relaying of the content is a talent and not a near perfect example of how little they have to try in this world to be respected, not to mention how willing they are to claim something that isn't theirs to claim? you know, i really dont know

@cosmochemistry Finally wrote down how I made my pants pockets bigger! It's a pretty simple hand sewing project you can do if you're tired of pockets your phone sticks out of, or that you can't just shove your hands into.


sometimes I wish there was a way to teleport to people from the internet so I can slap some sense into them

This is a really clever photography policy: badge colors indicating levels of consent #LibrePlanet

The only purpose an election poll serves is to convince people who should be voting that they don't have to, and that crap's just not going to fly anymore.

Ignore every election poll. Cast your vote like you're the tiebreaker, because you might well be.

Me, a Trekkie: Any good sci-fi on?

The Orville: Here's a fanfic TNG clone with enough bro-slapstick and dick jokes to make it a lawyer-proof "parody."

Me: 😐 What else is on?


Me: 😐

Paul Blart, Mall Cop is immortal and his first documented incarnation is from around 1602: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blurt,_M

My kind is supposed to love the Vernal Equinox, but my sinuses are like a Superfund site and all I want to do is go home and boil my head.

Screw you, Spring. I'm allergic.

Ok, so I have a tweet that's getting kind of popular on birbsite and I want to share the essence here too:

A guy tweeted that MySpace had lost all the music uploaded to it from 2003-2015. " An entire archive just... gone, forever."

So... this is your periodic reminder that uploading stuff to a website isn't an archive.

If you can't handle me at my "Transformers" (2007) you don't deserve me at my "Transformers: The Movie" (1986).

"Bug fixes and improvements" is the "natural flavors" of changelogs and release notes.

I deeply want someone to sprite-hack the old "Toy Story" video games, and replace the toys' graphics with images of their human voice actors.

Basically, I want to play this game as Tom Hanks riding on Wallace Shawn's back.

Please get on this, modders.

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.