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Ed will introduce Ed. Full name; Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Trivusky the 4th.

Ed made it up, you know. Nice to meet you!

*shoving fistfuls of clown hair into my mouth*


be the crust upon their pears

like just be a pear cobbler for Ed

When someone say "sorry those are the rules" don't blame them, it was me I made the rules

According to queueing theory, statistically you won't be in the faster checkout lane at the grocery store.

Since it doesn't matter which lane then, use my handy heuristic to choose a lane:

one with a good view of cute people

When you stare into the abyss what are you doing that's rude.

Life without the big five: cutting out Amazon, Facebook, Google, Microsoft, and Apple.

They say the most beautiful sound is a child's laughter.

Except when you have no children and it's coming from your basement.

hmm should get some promoted toots I'm worried my engagement isn't high enough

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