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@zuckerberg can I exchange hackers.town FedPoints for Libra yet?

I've been quietly accruing a bunch for some discrete snitching here and there, but the existing rewards scheme seems targeted at boomers. I don't need another wine club membership, ya know?

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.