ham-fisted sophistry importer/exporter, trading in verisimilitudes
jus jackin' in
I dislike everything I've ever said but I have the conviction to keep talking anyway
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"Just a bit of sport", I say, using a small funnel to fill the squirt gun with gravy."I'll be outside with the dogs!"
calling my feet "stocking stuffers"
made up country lyrics about Big Truck Couple I saw at 7 Eleven Show more
pullin' up my bootsand throwin' down the line!goin' out for snacksand towin' you behind!
no shirt, do a spinno mask, double time!we're chipin' an' a-dippin'an' don't forget the lime!
got busted cracking apps, now I'm on the hex offender's list
my man highfly117 has a 175% keyboard (Hyper-7)
if you had your way:
What's this? A Full key extraction of NVIDIA™ TSEC? From the Nintendo Switch, you say?
driving my car towards the red lights: those are probably for somebody else
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@cat @zpojqwfejwfhiunz I knew this list was incomplete when it didn't start with negative farteen
@zpojqwfejwfhiunz KRAMP™ E-Z LUBE™ Brand Vegetable Shortening Fourth of July Heritage Loaf™
complete list of funny numbers (ascending order) Show more
I have a mouth but only babble, I have a bed but never sleep, what am I?
logging onto mastodon with my paid and closed source app
new air walks dropped
instructions for reheating:microwave on high for 2 minutesOR 50% power for 3 minutesOR 120% power for 96 seconds
✅ do not ask me again
evolving one long skinny finger to get capers out of the jar
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.