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I will give you a million dollars for a weekend alone

(birdsite thread)

Back in 1993, I was taking a number theory class, and there was a semester-long factorization contest that we could participate in. I implemented a distributed multiple polynomial quadratic sieve (MPQS) for the Mac, and I needed a cluster of computers to run it on...

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@Pixley

Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Fifty Dollar Cake from Somewhere in The City

we lost the community in the pursuit of individuality

I was at the monster truck rally with my friend when we were 13 and they had this terrible chili-cheeseburger meal called "the gut buster" and my friend ordered it as a "butt guster" and that's the funniest thing I've ever heard my life to this day

@finn

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everyone talking about the oceanic garbage patches but nobody wants to discuss my neighbor's backyard

flipping the direction of bathroom exhaust fans at work over the weekend has already paid off

thinking for my next project we'll use some ugly icons that don't quite express the right ideas, carry over the old brand colors that we shouldn't be using still, and make the login form unfillable by password managers

Really surprised to find out you shouldn't buy botox off the internet.

granted a single wish so I made my cat talk and it turns out he sounds like fran drescher and I'm going to kick that genie's ass

ordering some imported water pipes so the fraud detection algorithm knows I'm just a harmless hippy

Trying to stop drinking so many chemicals! Switched all drinks over to water and then slowly reduced that (water is a chemical!) but having a tough time with absorbing hygroscopically. Anyone know how to build a thicker layer of keratin?

Cat likes his new rx a little too much. Then again, I could go a smoked salmon and sedative myself.

quick disco breakfast* then I'm off!

*nothing but bangers

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hackers.town

A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.