outraged at my Mastodon bill
why it's so expensive last month???

boosts (w/100 free) x 226 = $1.26
standard posts x 355 = $3.55
standard shitposts x 30 = $6.00
meta & subtoot shitposts x 81 = $81.00

someone in the house has been making overseas toots, running up the bill

@zpojqwfejwfhiunz I can tell this is a fake bill because your ratio of standard posts to both types of shitposts is out of whack!

@zpojqwfejwfhiunz I can hook you up with a "verified" emoji that includes all those features for a one-time fee of 1000 doge.

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