outraged at my Mastodon bill
why it's so expensive last month???

boosts (w/100 free) x 226 = $1.26
standard posts x 355 = $3.55
standard shitposts x 30 = $6.00
meta & subtoot shitposts x 81 = $81.00

someone in the house has been making overseas toots, running up the bill

@zpojqwfejwfhiunz I can tell this is a fake bill because your ratio of standard posts to both types of shitposts is out of whack!

@zpojqwfejwfhiunz See, you gotta spring for the hornyposter plus package. Even with the NSFW premium fee, it's still cheaper than all of the overages they charge.

My uncle who works at Mastodon says they are trying to phase out all the other accounts, so that's how they get you to move

@zpojqwfejwfhiunz I can hook you up with a "verified" emoji that includes all those features for a one-time fee of 1000 doge.

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.