other sentences that have been said with their literal meaning which should not exist include:
I forgot the password for my graphics card account so I need to reset it before I can update the drivers
The app to turn on and off my light bulb was removed from the app store
The windows update deleted all my files because it couldn't access OneDrive
I need to plug in my toothbrush so I can brush my teeth.
I gotta wait for Windows to finish installing updates so that I can use my Linux terminal app.
I can't check you in to the hospital because Windows interrupted me to install updates.
I can't play the games I have installed because I forgot my Steam password.
I hate windows updates as much as anyone else, but hospital computers would be using the LTSB edition: https://www.howtogeek.com/273824/windows-10-without-the-cruft-windows-10-ltsb-explained/
Like when the library at Alexandria burned down, but instead of Caesar and his flaming ships, it’s an enormous company and a handful of lawyers
@zpojqwfejwfhiunz gotta start applying those surprise discounts
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.