Can't get in their own datacenters.... i am laughing so hard... out of breath....

@lilithsaintcrow I'm dying over here...



@thegibson is this “circling the wagons”, Zuck getting mad and taking his toys home, a hacking, or what? I can’t decide which of these prospects is the funniest.

@lilithsaintcrow ok, analyst hat on.

Bgp is notoriously weak, and always has been ripe for abuse... but it usually takes access... initial blush, insider threat.

@lilithsaintcrow their routes are gone.

Normally this would be a relatively quick fix.

But they are HOURS into this.

@thegibson Do you think Zuck is throwing a tantrum to either distract from the whistleblower or to take his toys home?


@thegibson @lilithsaintcrow There's an argument to be made that, while Facebook is off-line, they're sweeping through their storage arrays looking for anything and everything that could implicate them in a hearing, and disposing of that evidence.

@vertigo …ah, this is something I hadn’t considered. Do you think it’s possible? @thegibson

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Or "We didn't mean to do it, and in fact are too incompetent to have done it intentionally - see how we effed up on Oct 4th?".

@thegibson @lilithsaintcrow Not letting employees on campus ensures plausible deniability as well, since the vast majority of FB employees don't actively mean to be evil. They're just pawns getting a cushy paycheck in return for their service to king and company. Keeping them away ensures safety from prying eyes and future whistle-blowers while the "network is fixed."

I don't know what probability this could be true; but, it does add up as a plausible course of action senior management could take.

@vertigo @thegibson @lilithsaintcrow I'd like to think they wouldn't be that stupid (because it would come out, on top of the massive disruption they're dealing with), but it is possible.

@thegibson I know Occam’s Razor is probably the likeliest explanation here. But I have to say I am suspecting a great deal. @rowens @vertigo

@thegibson @lilithsaintcrow @rowens Yeah; it's most likely just a botched network configuration. They have had many over the years.

Still, ... 🤔​

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While assuring everyone that their data is perfectly sec-sec-sec-secure. (If you'll forgive the riff on your avatar.)


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