Bunch of fucking N00bs.
Not in the good way.
@thegibson Well, they're right that they're counterfeit AirPods. They just aren't labelled "Apple" so technically legal until Apple sues them into oblivion.
At the Customs office...
Agent1: Dude, fearless leader wants us to up seizure quota again, and it has to be, let me read here, "sonething Chinese".
Agent2: Is that crayon?
Agent1: yeah...*scratches*... smells like strawberry this time.
Agent2: ok, we just seize some earbuds and say they're apple knockoffs.
Agent1: True. We keep our jobs, he gets press... what about the press?!
Agent2: Not to worry, Fearless Leader can't read anyways.
Agent 1: True.
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.