“Under President Trump’s leadership, Americans will be able to trust that our data and infrastructure are secure,” he said.
I can't even express the laughter this quote causes me.
@TheGibson It is pretty fuckin hilarious.
Glorious emperor will protect us from the cyberz.
@thegibson Welp, there goes my evening looking for good comedy.
if someone can get him to claim "all hackers who aren't Americans are trash" we can basically solve this overnight because I feel p sure a few hundred dedicated types can get literally all his communications within a week
pit the techbros who think they're the l33t shit versus the biggest and grossest walking turd ever? yeah. his phone is theirs, his email is theirs, they can probably hack whatever implant makes his dick work, whatever. c'mon, he's a fucking chimpanzee at best.
and the Secret Service has no love for the guy. at this point? they'd probably just open the fucking door
@thegibson OK. I mean, probably won't ship in time or anything like that, but I just happen to have the perfect art for it, left over from a shirt that might have said, "Glass Desert National Park," Or something like that.
And, um, a Cro Magnon skull, because somehow that's fitting.
I think it's time for me to admit I have a graphic design and layout addiction.
I'll DM you a link to the full size so you don't have to buy to own.
@thegibson This makes me want to start drinking.
Looks like he's still following the playbook of deeming war with china a long term inevitability to be accelerated lest their technological advantage widen in the meanwhile.
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.