housemate just burst into my room
him: its not funny
me: excuse me
him: james im not KIDDING
he looks very worried. he hands me this torn piece of a card
him: please tell me you did it
him: i just opened the cutlery drawer and this was on top
me: i got a spoon out the drawer ten minutes ago and there was nothing..?
him: SO DID I
it's 10 o'clock at night. nobody else is in the flat. the door is locked. the windows are closed. we are fuckin TERRIFIED
@envgen prob stuck above the drawer for as long as you lived there yeah? That's what I'd figure anyway :)
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.