Old programmer wisdom:
"Fix someone's program, they're happy for a day. Teach someone to program and they're never happy again."
@ghost_bird Have you tried shutting it down and rebooting?
@socketwench computers are evil. Why did I pursue this wicked path?
@socketwench thought it was "give a man a program, frustrate him for a day; teach a man to program, frustrate him for a life time"
@socketwench Bold of them to assume fixing a program will make users happy.