*phone beeps at 11am on a Saturday, frantic client*
Me: Ugh...what could be so important...
Client: We have 70 animals who need to be adopted before we close for two months!
Me: *leaping into battle* 4 THA KITTIES!!!
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.