From the Birbsite 

I have never loved a body of water's social media account more than I love @LakeSuperior@twitter.com.

For a lake, they sure do bring a lot of fire. 🔥🔥🔥

RT @LakeSuperior@twitter.com

@TomFitton@twitter.com Thomas, not even your first talking point is correct. Water is not wet, what water touches is wet.

I'm confident I have a lot more experience in making things wet than you do.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LakeSuperior/statu

From the Birbsite 

I'm seeing a TON of these getting through gmail filters. Lowes, Sam's Club, Norton, Mcafee, Walmart, Home Depot, almost all poised as order confirmations.

RT @nicoleperlroth@twitter.com

Phishing scams that can evade Gmail filters are getting out of control. They purposely avoid links, are easy to identify by examining the sender’s email and often ask you to call to cancel a payment so they can steal your credit card and PII.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nicoleperlroth/sta

From the Birbsite 

tag urself. i'm live you lirghe livehl

RT @xkcd@twitter.com

DALL·E prompt: Live Laugh Love inspirational art

🐦🔗: twitter.com/xkcd/status/154447

From the Birbsite 

Translation: "New flavor of Lays?"

I'd eat that little chip right up 😍

RT @gatinarios@twitter.com

novo sabor de lays?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gatinarios/status/

From the Birbsite 

I needed this bucket of iced weezohs today

RT @DannyDeraney@twitter.com

Did you know that otters love ice?

Credit: Oregon Zoo

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DannyDeraney/statu

Let me present to you the next logical step beyond serverless and no-code: no-software. Do not use software; instead, go become a goat farmer.

Hee! Cleaning out my bathroom and I found this wiglet I bought as a gag. Soccer mom in the front, party in the back 😂😂

From the Birbsite 

Well played, Squaredle. Well played.

From the Birbsite 

I racked up like $500 one year calling the Santa Claus hotline. My parents were furious. I still remember the phone number, 40 years later. 976-3636

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From the Birbsite 

I... don't think @uberbrady@twitter.com understands how ovaries work.

RT @uberbrady@twitter.com

The little girl also brought us the check and said THANK YOU! And my ovaries basically shot out like 8000 eggs. And now we have spiders. twitter.com/snipeyhead/status/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/uberbrady/status/1

re: From the Birbsite 

@snipe

Q: How do you know which of the people on your IT team are extroverts?

A: They're they ones staring at your shoes instead of theirs.

(IT person approved)

From the Birbsite 

At the local Thai place and the owner’s young daughter was coloring. Her mom hung the art in the restaurant window. I told her that she was a wonderful artist and she made me something to take home. 😍

From the Birbsite 

Damn, and I thought finding a pay phone was tough these days.

From the Birbsite 

Heh, just noticed the YOLO badge on my GH profile.

From the Birbsite 

Hah, learning portuguese is making me a dangerous sysadmin. I nearly just typed `sudo bem` into a shell prompt.

"Tudo bem" means "it's all right" or "everything is good".

Apparently now I am *insisting* that everything is good on my b0xen.😂😩

From the Birbsite 

LOL really, Discord? Goatse is the *first* icon you show off for our server??

From the Birbsite 

We are VERY serious people at a VERY serious company. 😂

github.com/snipe/snipe-it/issu

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