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Good intentions serve no one at all.

So sin, and revel in it.

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There's someone in my neighborhood on NextDoor who has the same name as the guy who runs twitter but definitely in not the guy who runs twitter but IS kind of the sort of person who says shit on NextDoor that you'd imagine an alternate universe version of the guy who runs twitter would say if instead of being rich and running twitter he was just some grumpy schlub in Portland

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iZombie trolling me so hard rn:

"How did you overwrite the shadow files?"
"I cracked 'em. Downloaded the firmare, and nmapped the scripts so I could view the ciphertext with the verbose *switch*."
"Thats.... one way to do it."

was about to shit-take this tv show about an office worker trying to leave on time as "first world problems" but it's japanese so... second world problems?

all these 808 knockoffs and nobody thought to add a second kick

This is what blockchain is good for: business.financialpost.com/tec

A lot of people are going think: given bitcoin, this man stole millions. But a more interesting way of looking at it is, given this man stole millions, blockchain forensics told us everything.

A next step: real-time forensics and reporting.

I need to not be here for a bit
see you tomorrow maybe

current status: in need of a non-gpl music app that also doesn't suck

oh shit it's 77° Frankenstein

I don't wanna know what that is in Csience

I should probably enable the mitigations

that's it, fediverse, become the thing you hate

me: I don't want to watch this
every algorithm ever: hey you didn't finish watching this

atavistic brain is running the show today

is upset because kinetic force does not serve to destroy bullshit... much the opposite

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.