Not enough people seem to be on about how it's Talk Like A Pirate Day.
I will make a Pirate Joke™:
Q: What language do Pirates like to program in?
A: You might thing it's R, but a Pirate's first love is the C.
Boost this shit.
@otto A pirate walks into bar, a huge steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
The bartender asks: What is the steering wheel for?
The pirate: Arr, it's driving me nuts.
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.