Not enough people seem to be on about how it's Talk Like A Pirate Day.

I will make a Pirate Joke™:

Q: What language do Pirates like to program in?
A: You might thing it's R, but a Pirate's first love is the C.

Boost this shit.

@otto A pirate walks into bar, a huge steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

The bartender asks: What is the steering wheel for?

The pirate: Arr, it's driving me nuts.

@otto and return to monkey island has just been released

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