somebody bought a fitbit and they used my email instead of their email and they've been trying several times in the last couple minutes to send themselves a verification email for it
and i briefly considered clicking the confirmation link so I could quietly surveil the arc of their current fitness initiative, but i feel like that would be wrong
i won't do you like that, Joshua G, whoever you are
but figure out your fucking email address
@joshmillard When that happened to me a few years ago, I changed the name to Kelly TypoedHerFitbitEmail since fitbit support was useless and unsubscribe didn't work
@nobody I'll keep that in mind of ol' J. G. doesn't figure that shit out himself.
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.