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Work best be ready because I'm coming in hot!

OSCP 2020

I'LL MAKE YOU MY BITCH! I'LL BEND YOU OVER AND FUCK YOU HARD.

(that's what OSCP is gonna tell me soon)

Okay, Ducky One 2 TKL it may be.

Looking at Grey switches makes me horny.

Hard and clicky.

My day so far:

Chilling in the ol' bathtub.

GF's mom calls:
"Hey, m4iler, I have a package coming and I'm already going on vacation. Can you pick it up for me?"
"Sure"

I don't have the keys to that flat. Okay, there's a cafΓ© around the corner.

Go to cafΓ©.
Wait for about an hour. Had gud cofe.
Package comes, around 60lbs.
Take over package. Now what? I can't get in the flat.
Idea!

Pick up package and haul it to the cafΓ©. Sit down, have a lemonade and wait.

GF calls me an hour later.

"Hi, honey, just got off work and I'm on my way. Just gotta check if I got the... FUCK"
"What? Did something happen?"
"I left the keys at home."

So now I'm ridesharing to get keys and back again.

How's your Wednesday going, my dudes?

@m4iler I was just looking at this and wondering if I should actually buy a new laptop for once. What are you running on it? Any issues/advice?

Learning from Black Hat Python is a pain since Python2 got the chop.

BUT there's a silver lining: by having to modify/debug every line of code that sends/receives data, I don't feel as much of a skid anymore. It's a small point, but valuable for me nonetheless. Encoding/decoding data sent is a pain, but it's good in the long run.

Note as well: I have no idea if I'll need a GPU (for hash cracking), so I have no idea if I'll have to get a GPU-equipped laptop. BUT my thinking is that god damn, a laptop GPU sucks anyway. It may get me faster hash cracks, BUT it'll eat resources like crazy.

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Company told me:

Pick a laptop for sub-1000$ (if possible) so that we can get you up and running.

WHY the fuck 1000$ for laptop only?! Fuck that, for 1k, I can get:

- laptop (thinkpad x250)
- dock
- 2 monitors
- GPU + dock for it (for that hash cracking extravaganza)
- new battery
- fuck, a new display, while I'm at it!

Please, someone talk me out of sending this to the company :-D

So it's Penetration tester.

I failed, but no one can say I didn't try.

Cc: @ryen @thegibson

@m4iler @remotenemesis it took me a few hours to realize the full beauty of this statement. bravo.

Good night, dear fedi.

I feel like I understand python3 sockets just a little more than I did yesterday.

Good night, sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite.

Remove all of the other good things about Mastodon and the Delete/Redraft option on its own still makes it a better platform than Twitter.

And Delete/Redraft is outshone by several other great things, just saying.

It's really nice, since it's a TUI interface for Mastodon <3 I'm in love. This is peak cyber.

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Okay, I'm looking for a keyboard now. If any of you have any recommendations, I'm completely open.

Requirements:

Tactile, non-click switches.
Under 100$ in price, if possible.

Bonuses:
Detachable cable
Backlight

Healthcare, COVID-19, haxx 

Sent my first 2 packages.

Felt gud, man.

Making tracking flags is good business. And the margin is good enough that I can afford to send one or two replacements in case any of them don't survive the transit.

I want to provide good service.

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hackers.town

A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.