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Work best be ready because I'm coming in hot!

OSCP 2020

I'LL MAKE YOU MY BITCH! I'LL BEND YOU OVER AND FUCK YOU HARD.

(that's what OSCP is gonna tell me soon)

You know how they tell us that keyboards badly affect your posture?

I have a USB keyboard next to my laptop. DIY split keyboard, PLUS I FEEL LIKE HACKERMAN.

Doing work for $client
Tell GF the name of $client
"Oh yeah, I met those!"

It's like selective vision. I see $client name everywhere now. GF even has a keychain with their logo!

I'm confusado.

Feeling better today, but hella tired :-D

Sid's gender-free guide to facial hair & shaving 

So I'm going to walk you through wet shaving, which is a good method for people who have sensitive skin and want to reduce the hair on their faces gradually in a series of passes. It is a little more time consuming, but once you get it down, it is a gentler, more cost-effective way of shaving than disposable or electric razors.

Double bladed razors like the Merkur I have here will run you $40 or less, but I've had mine for 7 years. The blades you can get for 100 for $30. It's a method that will save you a lot of money.

You can use a brush and hard soap, but you don't have to. I believe the blade is the most important part of this method of shaving, as is the prep and technique. That brings us to... Preparing your face for a shave.

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Counting 1 year since $injustice.

I have not forgotten. I will have my revenge.

Such a thing shall not be forgotten. Not after a year, a decade, a century, even.

I may get into trouble for this, but I will regret nothing. The guy will, though.

I'm off to bed. Good night, netizens.

I'll end off on a snippet from a vid I just saw:

"How to write ISMS security policy"
"Step 1: Write the ISMS security policy"

:blobgalaxythink:

Although I don't have floor heating, my floor in the bathroom is much warmer than anywhere in the flat.

My neighbours may be having a bathroom barbecue bonanza.

@gaige @m4iler

yeah.... those are are just fancy air conditioning units

β€œI just woke up one morning and it struck me that I was a murderer. so I quit.” - twitter.com/flakealso/status/1

Weird Al has the best songs. I enjoy SOME pop songs. However all Weird Al songs I love, even if I don't like the original.

Easy listening right there.

Well fuck me.

I never found this feature in the YEARS I'm using Termux?

Am I dum? Is someone else dum?

I am dum, aren't I?

Nini, fedi!

I'm sorry, @thegibson, too tired, can't think straight.

Talk to you later! And thanks to @banjofox too, for the great convo!

Take care, everyone :-*

Really need to set up my sleeping hours better.

I can sleep even hours no problem. 2 hours, 4 6, 8. If I sleep odd hours, like today (7), I get a headache and I feel hungover.

Feels bad, man.

THINGS I JUST GOOGLED: earliest known office chair

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hackers.town

A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.