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73 hours of downtime for all phones and internet in two counties because someone cut a fiber optic line somewhere out in the desert.
Yeah, the internet is so resiliant. 
At least it was the weekend and I could just spend the new found freedom to work on the garden.
Also fun, having to drive 30 minutes into New Mexico looking for a cell tower that works so I could call work and let them know that I wasn't just ghosting them on Monday.