So I was watching tiktok and happened upon a live stream of someone polishing rocks in like a gigantic tumbler cauldron thing. She was pattering on fast about various crystals and stones, I think they're all for sale.
She holds up this long cylindrical one and a woman off-camera goes, "That one very good boyfriend. You buy. Very good boyfriend."
I am deceased now.
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.