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New York's hottest social media network is MASTODON.

Opened by a cute german boy in 2016, this left-wing wack shack has EVERYTHING: twinks, furries, winos, anarchists, depression...


So, I'm thinking about teaching that Jetson Nano how to identify luchadors by their masks. Does that sound dumb?

Well shit, can’t remember the root password to my router and it’s not in my pw list. Looking like I’m gonna have to give it the vulcan nerve pinch and reroll everything

anyone ever: so what'd you do this weekend?
me: why! what did you hear?

Last week I signed up for MMA training. The classes are 4 nights a week. I’m learning striking and grappling and I want to be in just one real match.

The problem is I’m old, I treated my body like garbage for a long time, and now when I need it, it’s a long climb.

This is the story of my life. The long steep hill to self.

It never really ends, does it? The act of taking responsibility, of deciding to be anything but numb, means that one accepts a process that must be continually renewed, not just when the whim strikes, but *every damn day*.

Learning new things. Undertaking new disciplines. Turning intention into attention, and not flagging.

Every day I feel it takes more than I have, and every day I find something else. And if I'm honest, it's only that which keeps me alive.

That NPR speech pattern, but me telling you to go fuck yourself.

do yall ever jack off and eat keloggs cornflakes just to spite the ghosts of a weird eugenics guy that thought cornflakes would stop jacking off

Parents: are your kids exchanging vi keymaps?

wtf: one word forward, then to the first 'f'

LOL: insert a new line with a single 'L' just above bottom of screen.

fml: move to one character past the next 'm'

tbh: move to two characters before the next 'b'

dtf: delete to 'f'

Hey there, my name is Garrett and I have over a decade of experience doing internet #marketing. Mostly #SEO, content, and Email.

I’ll go more in depth I another post, but right now I want to tell you that I’m tired of marketing.

I’ve decided to change careers.

But before I go, I want to share the decade of marketing knowledge I’ve built up.

I'm sure many of you could use some tips.

So I’m reaching out now and asking: what do you need to know about marketing?

What are you curious about?

Don’t know what you don’t know? What are your goals? I can tell you what you need to do.

The more questions you ask, or the more info you give me about what you want to accomplish, the better I can help you.

Don’t worry about the timeline. I’ll answer for another decade if it helps you out.

If you have a account, please reply there. If not, please reply here on Mastodon.

I really hate to ask this... because I hate that I've done it, but I need some mainstream Social media presence for BlackFire...

If anyone wouldn't mind following @blackfiresec on twitter, I'd be very grateful.

Please boost. I could use the help.

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.