It's not exactly good at anything so I'm thinking either a lightweight linux machine or something special.

Yo hackers town fam. I got a cellebrite tablet. What should I do with it?

I'm pleased to announce;

mastoji.uk is now up! All your favorite instances, favorite emojis, all available for you to download in one easy place!

If you want me to add or remove your instance, DM me, and I'll do it as soon as I can!

Think about the last vendor content you have read (or even.. wrote). How did it score with the infosec startup bingo? github.com/swagitda/infosec-bu (via @swagitda_@twitter.com)

Image of a startup bingo card with: Threat(s), Cyber, Intelligence, Deep, Visibility, Context(ual), Insights, Scalable, Orchestrated, Workflow, ML & AI, Seamless(ly), Automation, Empower(s), Advanced, Discover(y), Comprehensive, Actionable, Prioritization, Unknown, Real-time, Simplify, "Platform", Behavioral, Continuous(ly).

- Instance with character cap of (Arbitrary large number)
- Emojis with slight pixel variation in them
- Post with (Arbitrary large number) of slightly variant emojis
- Post, allow federation
- ???
- Profit!

Never gunna stop tooting about the time I drank whiskey with Dual Core tbqh

HOOLY FUCK I GOT IT FUCK YOU NGINX SUUCK MY DICK

I can't work out this fucking nginx issue. I'm getting a 403 on directory but I can access files. Same perms same user. Nginx config is in conf.d, autoindex enabled for the path. but nah I 403 on it. Fuck me

Adding ASCII art to my debian servers login screen to remind myself to keep shitposting

Boosting posts from my alt with the same icon to confuse people

I love the community, I love Cons I love the CCC, I love some folks but if "Infosec" doesn't attract some of the greatest fuckholes I've ever met then idk what does.

*sigh* so many people I know are so disenchanted with security work and a lot of the others are just salty about it. The amount of people who get burned out with it makes me kinda wary of working in this industry. idk how to feel about this shit.

Payment one has been submitted!

I am now one nine-thousandth-four-hundredths-and-ninety-nineth of the way towards symbolically and digitally recompensing the NCA for the (frankly extortionate and not at all good value for money) legal costs incurred by Andrew Bird while being a massive twat.

Just ordered my hackers.town tshirt. am I cool yet?

Learning german just so I can talk to more CCC folks

Looking for more hackers / programmers / system admins who want to help fuck with the mastodon API / ActivityPub protocol. If you're interested shoot me a DM.

Getting run off the internet for repeatedly taking out the entire fediverse with dumb pranks

- Instance with character cap of (Arbitrary large number)
- Emojis with slight pixel variation in them
- Post with (Arbitrary large number) of slightly variant emojis
- Post, allow federation
- ???
- Profit!

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hackers.town

A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.