I'm pleased to announce;
http://mastoji.uk is now up! All your favorite instances, favorite emojis, all available for you to download in one easy place!
If you want me to add or remove your instance, DM me, and I'll do it as soon as I can!
Think about the last vendor content you have read (or even.. wrote). How did it score with the infosec startup bingo? https://github.com/swagitda/infosec-buzzword-bingo (via @email@example.com)
Image of a startup bingo card with: Threat(s), Cyber, Intelligence, Deep, Visibility, Context(ual), Insights, Scalable, Orchestrated, Workflow, ML & AI, Seamless(ly), Automation, Empower(s), Advanced, Discover(y), Comprehensive, Actionable, Prioritization, Unknown, Real-time, Simplify, "Platform", Behavioral, Continuous(ly).
Payment one has been submitted!
I am now one nine-thousandth-four-hundredths-and-ninety-nineth of the way towards symbolically and digitally recompensing the NCA for the (frankly extortionate and not at all good value for money) legal costs incurred by Andrew Bird while being a massive twat.
So apparently, theres a meme of doing exploit proof of concepts on TikTok set to shitty music
Freshly Grown Chaos, Delivered Daily to your Door.
Hacker, Maker, Breaker
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.