... I seem to have misplaced the TV remote.
The only thing I use it for is to turn the TV on and off. I turned it on earlier. I went to turn it off some hours later and ... gone.
It should have been sitting on the desk, or the bench. But nope, just gone.
I've looked all over for it. No clue.
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.