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Sure, is still a fun game today, but frankly I prefer the original text-adventure version...

*insert wibbly ripple-dissolve effect and harp music here*

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You are on a generic city street.
There are pedestrians here.
There is a car here.

> STEAL CAR

You force open the door of the car, pull out the protesting owner, and sit in his place. The victim gesticulates angrily at you from outside the car.

You are in a car. There is a rap song playing on the stereo.

There are pedestrians here.
There is an angry car-theft victim here.

> DRIV CAR

I don't know how to DRIV.

> DRIVE CAR

You put your foot on the gas pedal, and the car moves forward.

You are in a moving car. There is rap music playing on the stereo.

There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.

> CHANGE STATION

You change the radio station.

You are in a moving car. There is country/western music playing on the stereo.

There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.

> KILL PEDESTRIANS

What would you like to kill the pedestrians with?

> KILL PEDESTRIANS WITH CAR

You deliberately drive over some of the pedestrians. Their horrific screams of panic and anguish drown out the radio. Their broken bodies fly off in various amusing directions. Other pedestrians flee in terror at the carnage-laden sight, while still others ignore the situation entirely.

You are in a moving car. There is country/western music playing on the stereo.

There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.

> CHANGE STATION

You change the radio station.

You are in a moving car. There is talk radio loaded with subtle social commentary playing on the stereo.

There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.

> _

@Rob_T_Firefly please tell me this is a real thing.
also...
">" KILL GRUE WITH CAR

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