ME: ...and I'm also a Certified Mythical Hacker.
JOB INTERVIEWER: You mean, Certified Ethical Hacker?
ME: *polishing my phone screen with the Golden Fleece while a leprechaun thumbing through the Book of Thoth pops out of my laptop bag to hand me Excalibur* I know what I said.
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.