From: Google
Subject: Only 304 More Days Until We Stop Watching Your Every Move

re: Vaccine 

@thegibson Testing testing:

:NotAnAddict:​ "Hey Cortana, hack the gibson"

Of course this a provisional estimate which requires yearly reviews :anime_glasses:​

Alphabet (aka google) has announced that they won't use or invest in any ad tech that tracks users across multiple sites starting next year.

Sounds like someone who's trying to get in a judge's good graces before they get to the court room.

Hey y'all Imma stop [insert crime] next year!


@SetecAstronomy Geometry :blobcatgoogly:​ welp :blobcatdab:​ Imma skiddaddle!

Unless it's like y=x2 +c (and then the c is the nudge)... But I can't explain further :blobthinkingfast:​ I have my geometry refreshment course set for my 33rd life year πŸ“β€‹

@SetecAstronomy Going by the eye; the curve-part just needs a nudge up?

awful time finding Ron Goossens, Low Budget Stuntman (2017) to stream anywhere online and it's probably not good enough to shell out for a physical disc

@zpojqwfejwfhiunz Was there a dub/sub? How t F do you know that Dutch movie?

Do you know the New Kids series too? (same peeps)

Extremely cursed; prayer pillow by the pillow guy (not a joke) 


:subtoot:​ Q 

From the makers of

"Quips over Quibble"


"Qualms about Qualys"


@Taweret I mean, if you can't control your spice you need a poop-suit... :blobcatgooglytrash:​

Amazon hottake 

It wasn't the mustache that conjured up comparisons to cruel-dictatorships :blobcatgooglyshrug:​

Huawei Store manually checks if Taiwan belongs to China - If not, they refuse it

cancelled my spotify subscription. Going to move to free alternatives and use the $10 a month to buy an album from bandcamp every month.

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.