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Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle (AKA Soup):

2 parts consumer food product
3 parts real chicken parts
100 parts kung-fu fighting mystery

Kaiju master of ancient culinary arts who wields specialized meat clever, and known for his boiling temper.

Soup, the dominant, was most feared rogue until a pivotal moment in the Universe swayed his conscious toward the good.

Momentous powers shifts.
New allegiances.
A cosmic ripple. 👁️

If you don't think we live in a cyberpunk dystopia, please note that we're a botch deploy / typo away from having the shreds of our remaining privacy wiped out.

I wish I was overstating.

(h/t @observer for boosting the toot from @thenewoil with the story link)

🍎 Jailbreak your iphone and hack the OS

🤖 Root and flash your android phones with custom OSes you can play with

🖥 Flash your computer's bios to show ascii art on POST

🏳️‍🌈 Cover everything you own in stickers and patches

⚧ Hack your endocrine system. Steal genders or cobble your own together with spare parts

Own your stuff inside and out. Customize it to make a statement, reflect your identity, or just because you can. It belongs to you and no one else. Leave your mark on it. ✊

you ain’t cool unless you securing democracy and shit. all my friends secure democracy.

Fawkes, a software developed by the Univ. of Chicago, can be used to modify your images at a pixel level so that they look they same to humans, but can no longer be used for automated image (i.e. person) recognition.
Would people be interested to have this integrated into Mastodon so it can be used on images they upload?

coders and non-coders of the fediverse: what is your **favorite ever** monospaced font?

(boosts? i like monospaced fonts.)

There’s an mastodon running around in the corn kernels exceeding the number of wake ups.

The notion of work needs to be destroyed. So long as we're strapped to this garbage notion of work as we know it, we're fucked no matter how pretty we try and make it.

In no way is this at all an excuse for ignoring working conditions or the current day to day needs of people who are desperate for work so they don't starve. To the contrary, it is precisely because commodified work is so vile and degrading in this way that it must be destroyed as a social institution.

I know a joke about timezones but never am sure when to tell it.

Liking the sound effects of these talks at Hope2020.
- Boot Genie: Hacking and Cheating at Boot Sector Games
- Advance Wi-Fi Hacking with $5 Microcontrollers
- DHS BioWatch
- Fight back against stalkers online
- from Cyber Stalking to Spyware - What Do We know about stalkerware in Intimate Partner violence
- Hacking a Mind in Conversation

Hey guys, it's my birthday give me boosts

In addition boosting good ideas from black people, maybe you oughta take them back to your homes and places of work. 🤷🏿

Just in case any one is interested and close to Albany or New York city. New York state regularly sells their old servers as part of a surplus program on ebay. You can end up getting a lot of servers or laptops for super cheap. 22 Dell PowerEdge r710s sold for $600. Highly competitive auctions but definitely worth it. The main page is
example of a technology lot is:

Whatever murgatroid is, heavens to it

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A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.