Flying Amazon Ring:
If Amazon Ring wasn't already nightmarishly invasive already.
It knows all your secrets, all your fears, the best ways to blackmail you, to control you, to bribe you, to lie to you. To manipulate you.
Now you have one following you around:
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.