House rule: if you open the dishwasher and the dishes are clean, you have to empty it.
Me? I read the dishwasher. It actually lights up with the word "CLEAN" so I avoid that fucker like the plague. I'll hand wash a plate - no lie!
My son? Amateur hour. Every. Single. Day. Just opens that bad unit up and I hear "Aw man!!!"
THIS is The Sport of Kings.
I have an unnatural love for the Heathkit H19/H89 form factor. Such a handsome machine, even if it's essentially gun-metal gray.
The student bowed.
"Master, I am sorry."
"Why were you absent yesterday?" the sword master asked.
"I don't know. I... simply could not get out of bed."
"If this happens again..."
"Allow yourself to stay in bed."
"A blunt sword can be honed. A broken one can not."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
And for a Sunday treat, I shall leave thee with this, my friends.
Have a laugh. We’re gonna need it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwq1_9VH68
covid-19 / tech grumble
you can't do chem lab online. you can't do field biology online. you can't do orchestra online, you can't do contemporary dance online, you can't do public speaking online, you can't do ceramics online
and yet here we are, with at least most of those pretending that they can, because it's more convenient than admitting otherwise
We're at the "Communism was just a red herring" portion of the evening
I was into the Cyberpunk Future(tm) before it was here. Now I know better.
Then I wanted to be an Astronomer. Now, I break software.
For fun? telescopes (Dobs), Trains (Model) Radios, Brewing.
A bunch of technomancers in the fediverse. Keep it fairly clean please. This arcology is for all who wash up upon it's digital shore.